http://scrubsports.com/blog Murphy tells you how it is and how it should be. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:50:48 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Since the most recent season of Nip/Tuck ended, I've been in search of a new embarassing vice.  I found it after finally getting sick of not knowing who the skinny, femme-looking white rapper is in the Boost Mobile commercial with Young Jeezy and Jermaine Dupri.  I Googled "Boost Mobile commercial" ... http://scrubsports.com/blog/2008/03/26/my-latest-guilty-pleasure/ Okay, did anyone else out there watch the Minnesota/Maryland NIT game?  It was on right after the NCAA play-in game between Mt. St. Mary's and Coppin St.  If you had nothing else to watch (I caught 24 seconds of the game before putting in "No Country For Old Men") you ... http://scrubsports.com/blog/2008/03/19/steve-lavins-hair/ For some unbeknownst reason, people outside the U-S of A love Linda Hogan and are being driven to ScrubSports.com as a result.  The popularity continues to drive site traffic via Google images, though it's anyone's guess how or why this is happening.  Almost 50 people a day come to the ... http://scrubsports.com/blog/2008/03/14/foreigners-love-us/ After putting up with a dishwasher that didn't wash or dry our dishes well for the better part of 2 years, my wife and I decided that it was time for a new appliance.  Oh, did I mention that our dishwasher also smelled like open wet ass?  Yeah, if you ... http://scrubsports.com/blog/2008/03/13/installing-a-dishwasher/ Toot, toot, m-f'ers!!!  Nice game, Boilers!  Hell yeah, IU cowboyed up behind their Lumbee Indian coach to lay a whuppin' on in-state rival and top-25 team Purdue.  This was the first time since '94 that both teams were ranked this highly and Purdue was riding an 11-game winning streak.  Oh, ... http://scrubsports.com/blog/2008/02/20/boiler-down/ I'm sure this news comes as a shock to you, but in my opinion, Marissa Miller should be the sole covergirl for the SI Swimsuit Edition until she's 40.  And even then, she'll still probably be better looking than most of the other chicks they could throw up there.  Why ... http://scrubsports.com/blog/2008/02/14/this-just-in-marissa-miller-is-smokin-hot/ Sorry, Chief, but you cannot bring this kind of shame upon the IU program and keep your job.  Mike Davis beat on his own forehead like a frightened autistic kid but at least he never had the NCAA sniffing around.  IU might not be the premier destination for America's blue-chip ... http://scrubsports.com/blog/2008/02/14/kelvin-sampson-gots-to-go/ Wow, I'm sitting here in my underwear and my Cubs robe watching this melodrama unfold and it's hilarious.  The Rocket is so full of shit; he's stuttering and trying to smear around the truth so that he doesn't look as bad.  He has done absolutely nothing to make me think ... http://scrubsports.com/blog/2008/02/13/congressional-hearings/ I'm pretty skeptical of all the "free" offers I see everywhere.  Hell, I'm even skeptical of stuff that costs money.  Like when this Viatnamese whore approached me and said: "Fi dolla, fi dolla!  Me so ho-ny, baby, me love you long time.  Fi dolla, ennuh-ting you want, baby," I was ... http://scrubsports.com/blog/2008/02/13/5-free-blu-rays/ I had never heard of him before tonight, but Calvin Brock of Illinois is a damn fine ballplayer.  He's not a guy who's going to light up the scoreboard, but he does a lot of things that help you win ballgames.  I just kept hearing his name, whether it was ... http://scrubsports.com/blog/2008/02/08/this-guys-good/